Keep It Simple, Stupid

Although Valentine’s Day is not in the near future, it appears that love is in the air. Last Saturday, 6 July, the UK celebrated its National Kissing Day.

As an American, can you imagine my surprise to learn that Brits dedicate an entire day to snogging (that’s British for kissing)? For my fellow non-Brits who don’t know how to celebrate this holiday, I browsed the Internet for helpful tips, and I compiled a list of what apparently are the worst kisses:

1. The Chicken Peck: attack of the little pecks, no further action


2. The Washing Machine: tongue rolls around uncontrollably like a spin cycle


3. The Biter: when the other person bites you so much, that you walk away with bloody and pained lips